When life gives you poker, pick up poker chicks

Gimpy cracks me up... reading his chat is more fun than actually playing:

[ gimpy opens with his standard raise ]
gggimp said, "hey you're pretty cute yilov"
yllov said, "ohhhhhhhhhh tyty"
gggimp said, "psyche!"

yllov said, "lol"
[ she laughed... she's a keeper! ]

[ gimpy pushes ]
gggimp said, "can i have your number?"
yllov said, "lol srry to far away"
gggimp said, "where are you?"
yllov said, "sweden"
[ swedish chick! ]

[ gimp the romantic ]
gggimp said, "love knows no distance"
yllov said, "lol"

[ gimp the desperate ]
gggimp said, "you can give me webcam love"
gggimp said, "love at first chat, baby"

[ next tries bribery ]
gggimp said, "give me your digits and i'll lose a pot to you"
yllov said, "if u ur kind and give me u chips maybe i give it thought:)"

[ distracts other players ]
scooby5 said, "she even chats in an accent"
gggimp said, "yeah totally sexy"
yllov said, "lol"

[ trying to move the online pickup into an offline meeting ]
gggimp said, "have you been to america yllov?"
yllov said, "no but soon i go"
yllov said, "in december"
gggimp said, "NEED A PLACE TO STAY?!?!?!?!"
yllov said, "lol i go to LA"
gggimp said, "perfect that's right by my house"
yllov said, "lol"

[ demonstrating his eloquence ]
gggimp said, "are you an aspiring actress?"
yllov said, "hmmmmmm what that?? srry i have bad eng"
gggimp said, "are you be going to hollywoods to becoming an actress"
yllov said, "lol no"

[ at this point, gimpy flops top two pair ]
gggimp said, "oh because i'm a producer"
gggimp said, "i'm looking for new talent"
yllov said, "gl lol"
gggimp said, "i can tell you have good headshots"
yllov said, "oklol"
gggimp said, "how tall are you?"

[ top two pair slowplayed into letting someone runner their straight ]
gggimp said, "BASTARD!!"
gggimp said, "i was saving those chips for my love"

So what came of this whole exchange besides the careless loss of a $6 buy-in? Only time will tell...